Meri sauteli man ko phnk sngit sunakar rasoee saph karna pasnd hai, aur jab mere pitaji aaspas nahin hote hain to vah mujhe apne andar sahne deti hain

Stepmother likes to butt father with me. When she plays some funk, it's our secret signal for me to follow her into the kitchen, where we know no one is going to show up and bitching can happen...